'The Female Survey'

Sometimes I feel like I'm far older than I really am. So I kill some time by doing surveys that allow me to be a smartass and slightly immature.

They also give me yet another outlet to passive-agressively talk shit to people.


1)Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? Haha, yeah, in a roundabout way

2)What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them? Be likeable. : )

3)Are you a girly girl? Definitely not

4)Big or small purse? Medium

5)Do you enjoy drama? Sometimes it can break up the monotony of any otherwise shitty week, but other than that, I wish people would grow up

6)Did you dress up on Halloween? You know it .

7)How many guys will read this just because it says "FEMALE SURVEY" Tara said it – “If even one does, please make a point of saying hey in the comments section.”

8)Can you put on mascara without opening your mouth?Yup.

9)Have you ever been called a bad influence? Yup

10)Do you think your pretty, honestly? Not especially

11)Eyeliner or mascara? If I have to pick one, eyeliner. But preferably both

12)American Eagle or Hollister? Ugh, neither

13)Heels or flats?Heels, usually

14)Skirts or jeans? Ditto to Tara - > JEANS FOR THE WIN.

15)Straight or curly hair? Well, mine is wavy, so... straight

16)hoops or dangling earings? Dangly

17)Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? The “real” answer is it doesn’t matter, but in retrospect, I seem to prefer dark hair

18)Do you have a best friend? Several of them. They are awesome. : )

19)Do you like your life? I have my moments

20)Ever walked into the guy's bathroom? You imply that I would do this by accident and not purposely. I don’t know what the hell these bitches are doing in there. Balancing their checkbooks?

21)Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Nope

22)Have you ever not been able to get someone off your mind? : )

23)Do you ever wish you were famous? Ditto AGAIN. My life is like the freakin Enquirer. At least get the stories right before it issue goes to print-> I mean, people make up stories about me all the time. Clearly, I am worthy of having things said about me.

24)Preppy or Punk/goth? It’s sort of a blend

25)Contacts or Glasses? Contacts. In fact, as I say this, despite my eyeballs itching like crazy, I’m desperate to put my contacts back in because my glasses keep falling off

26)Good cook or take you out a lot? Cooking is pretty hot

27)Funny or Serious? Funny. Please. If there’s one thing I can’t be bothered with, it’s no sense of humor

28)Cute or Hot Guy? Mmmm.... somewhere between

29)Long or short hair? Shorter than mine, at least

30)Smoker or non-smoker? NON!!!!!

31)Tall or short. Tall. .

32)Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? I consider.

33)If you ever want to live to see another day, you're forced to snort cocaine do you do it? Just one time? Or for every day I want to live?

34)When is the last time you were in a photo booth taking pictures with a friend?Last summer

35)Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them? Hahaha. “Fucking Brian’s coming.”

36)On average what do you think you cry about the most? Career frustration

37)Who was the last guy you talked to?My popmundo hubby

38)Do you think best friends can be replaced?! Not replaced so much as.... re-evaluated

39)Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life? I have ?

40)Which of your friends is the easiest to talk to?Char, Miranda, Joe, Liz

41)What friend do you tell the most to? Char, Miranda, Joe, Liz... at this point, Lindsay

42)Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Miranda

43)Where's the weirdest place you've changed clothes?nothing’s weird to me .

44)Are you going anywhere this summer? PHOENIX!!!!!!!!!

45)Are you waiting for anyone's call right now?Not right now, but yeah

46)Are you talkative? I can be

47)Are you good at hiding your feelings? Usually

48)How is life going for you right now? Sleepily

49)Do you trust people easily? There’s usually like a month-long probation.

50)Do you give out second chances easily? It depends on what you did

51)Do you smile a lot? Yes

52)Some things you're looking forward to? PHOENIX

53)How do you feel about change? I can’t even answer this because I can’t stop laughing at Tara: Annoying. I prefer bills.

54)Have you ever cried from being so mad? Usually when I get mad I cry, so... yeah

55)Last time you got a message and smiled? About 15 minute ago or something? I just got told I was the best comp buddy ever. : )

56)Have you ever regretted letting someone go? Nope. If I let them go it was for a reason

57)Do you prefer to be around people, or by yourself? What kind of mood am I in?

58)Do you believe in Happily ever after? Nope

59) Are you in love right now? In lurve. And the sooner he admits to himself that he is too, we’re all good. We’ll cross the love bridge if we come to it. Which I’m hoping we don’t

60) What are you doing today? Today is over. Thank God