Stolen from Danni

Okay, I'm totally killing time here, stalling about how I don't want to go through my old posts, thinking I might just not copy then, because then this way I'm starting fresh. God knows I lost 4 years worth of posts when ujournal.org died.

So, here it is...


Rules:Go to [http://www.urbandictionary.com/] and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.1. Name: Melissa
Melissa is a Greek name. In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.

2. What is your age? 26
750ml of alcohol

3. What should you be doing? Baking
When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse
(hahah, WHAT?)

4. What is your favorite color? Purple
Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin.

5. Birthplace: Buffalo, NY
A drinking city with a football problem. Buffalo is known for the overwhelming number of bars per square mile, the ever changing weather conditions, and it's diehard football and hockey fans who always believe that "this season this will be the season we go all the way!" It might have it's political havoc, an incredibly high crime rate, and a failing economy, but Buffalonians have an unexplainable bond to each other and the city. Buffalo is also widely recognized for being the biggest small town in America. Everyone knows everyone who knows everyone. This city may have it's faults but it is a great place to be during any holiday.
(Actually, our crime rate is pretty low... political havoc and failing ecomony are hand in hand though. If our former county exec hadn't stolen all our money, we'd all be fine.)

6. Month of your b-day: September
a month with a nice temperature and everything but its when school starts

7. Last person you talked to: Andy
Excessively endowed. Originally derived from the Greek, "Andreas", meaning manly.
(How grossed out am I right now? Andy is my cousin)

8. One of your nicknames: Malibu
A low alcohol content liquor that is coconut flavored. For some reason girls really like it.
(I knew that would be the first one)

9. Kind of car that your father drives: Ranger
The ultimate mini truck

10. The shoes you are (or were) wearing: Sketchers
an extreme brand of shoe designed for only the most sketchy of people for emergency use only, especially in sketchy situations or when feeling sketched out.
(I just laughed my ass off. I've never seen 'sketch' used so much at one time.)

11. The artist name of the nearest cd to you: Kings of Leon
An amazing southern rock band which is made up of 3 brothers: the drummer Nathan Followill, the lead singer Caleb Followill, and the bassist Jared Followill (sons of a Pentocostal preacher)as well as their first cousin lead gutarist Matthew Followill.They are all very young the oldest 28 and the youngest 21
(I updated ages, since that definition was written 5 years ago)

12. Where you spent your last vacation: Phoenix
The capital of the state of Arizona and 4th largest city in the United States of America.

13. Last word in the title of the last song you listened to: Pink
slang reference to the vagina

14. Name of a person that you hate: Can't say here, but I will give the definition
Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it.
(Oh my effin God. That couldn't have nailed it any better.)